-knock knock
-who's there?
-one jazzy wolf
-one jazzy wolf who?
-one jazzy wolf who will blow this house down, daddio. But I'll spare you the griefy, my man, if you give me some bus fare so I can get to my gig. Jazzy howls don't pay the bills anymore, thanks to this un-jazzy recession. I had to sell my van, you dig? Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yeahhhhhh.