-knock knock
-who's there?
-the "Spray Paint Kid"
-the "Spray Paint Kid" who?
-the "Spray Paint Kid" who is selling knives to pay off my student loan while still affording to buy spray paint. I'm very good at selling knives because it allows me to afford my passions. Also if you don't buy my knives I will spray paint or not spray paint your house, depending on whatever is contrary to your preference. But they are good knives for the kitchen.