-knock knock
-who's there?
-death
-death who?
-Death,man, knocking at your door. But don't worry, I'm not here for you, I'm here for the man in your basement, he crawled a few nights ago. Apparently he released a mouse from a trap who was a genie and gave him one wish. The man wished for "one shot at the bigtime" so the mouse instantly transported him to your neighbor Josh "Big Time" Johannesburg with a loaded pistol. Of course the man didn't actually want to shoot anybody but Mr. Johannesburg didn't know that so he wrestled the gun away and started to shot. Well of course the gun only had one bullet in it so the man escaped and climbed into your basement via the coal shoot. Now, he's about to die because the coal dust infected the wound. He's been living on canned beets.