-knock knock
-who's there?
-BTO
-BTO WHO?
-Bachman and Turner outside, we're here to take care of business INSIDE but for acronyms sake in OVERDRIVE.

-knock knock
-who's there?
-a cool dog
-a cool dog who?
-I'm wearing sunglasses

-knock knock
-who's there?
-glockenspiel
glockenspiel who?|
-You know what, judging by your door you're the type of person who means business, so I'm going to save my usual glock en'speil and level with you. You need a hand gun, I'm selling handguns. Let's make a deal.

-knock knock
-who's there?
-door
-door who?
-door in way of Garfield.Garfield need lasagana Garfield smells past door. If dog in way push dog off table. No push door off table. Let Garfield in. Garfield hate mondays, door mondays. Garfield roll eyes.

-knock knock
-who's there?
-death
-death who?
-Death,man, knocking at your door. But don't worry, I'm not here for you, I'm here for the man in your basement, he crawled a few nights ago. Apparently he released a mouse from a trap who was a genie and gave him one wish. The man wished for "one shot at the bigtime" so the mouse instantly transported him to your neighbor Josh "Big Time" Johannesburg with a loaded pistol. Of course the man didn't actually want to shoot anybody but Mr. Johannesburg didn't know that so he wrestled the gun away and started to shot. Well of course the gun only had one bullet in it so the man escaped and climbed into your basement via the coal shoot. Now, he's about to die because the coal dust infected the wound. He's been living on canned beets.

-knock knock
-who's there?
-one jazzy wolf
-one jazzy wolf who?
-one jazzy wolf who will blow this house down, daddio. But I'll spare you the griefy, my man, if you give me some bus fare so I can get to my gig. Jazzy howls don't pay the bills anymore, thanks to this un-jazzy recession. I had to sell my van, you dig? Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yeahhhhhh.

-knock knock
-who's there?
-Jesus
-Jesus who?
-Why, Jesus Christ. Can you invite me in? I sense you need some miracles but I can't come in unless you invite me. For some reason I work the same way as vampires as far as houses go. I know, right?